overall rating
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89
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We'd like to say
that Monica Bellucci is just a woman, but we would be lying. She is not a mortal woman; she is a cruel joke from Mother Nature
with the sole purpose of driving men of all ages to the point of insanity. How can anyone be so beautiful? Why are perfect
women like Monica rarer than a Chicago Cubs World Series title?
Alas, my friends, there are no answers. All we can do is enjoy the sight of a woman as irresistible as Monica Bellucci,
and hope that the gods will be kind to mere mortals like us and give us more Monicas -- except those with "Lewinsky" as a
last name. Lame joke, yes, but we can't help but be lame at the thought of Monica Bellucci. Even her name evokes beauty. We
are weak, lame men because of her.
But who is Monica Bellucci? Actually, she's Italy's hottest acting export (after Sophia Loren, of course). This model-turned-actress generated a lot of buzz for her performance in Malena -- a story about a Sicilian
woman who charms and enrages a little village.
Until 2003, she had limited exposure in large American features except for appearing in Dracula with Keanu Reeves
and Under Suspicion with Gene Hackman and Morgan Freeman, but ever since her roles in Tears of the Sun and the
Matrix sequels, North American audiences have been under her spell.
personality & talent
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Let's be
honest; you're not here to learn about her personality or talent, you want more pictures of Monica. Fine, we will oblige,
but know this -- this beauty has brains.
Formerly a law student, Bellucci worked as a model to earn extra money, and we're thankful for that because her beauty
would have been wasted in a courtroom. She is also a master at languages, as she is fluent in French and speaks English with
only a slight trace of an American accent. She even pulled off Aramaic and Hebrew quite impressively, as Mary Magdalene in
The Passion of the Christ (even though she barely speaks at all).
Monica Bellucci's acting talent has garnered her many accolades, especially for her work in L'Appartement, Malena
and Irreversible.
sexiness
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98
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Can we say
mamma
mia 500 times? She is yet another Italian bombshell made from the same mold that produced Italian heart-attack-inducing
star --
Maria Grazia Cucinotta.
At 5'10", she has the body of a goddess, the hair of a princess, and the lips of a siren. See? She has even managed to
turn us into pathetic poets.
accomplishments &
fame
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With over 20 movies to her credit, she isn't a newcomer
to the film industry, but it took more than a decade of working in Italian and French cinema for Bellucci to capture the world
by storm.
In Italy, she can't buy a Big Mac without causing a commotion. And now, with roles in films like Tears of the Sun,
The Matrix Reloaded, The Matrix Revolutions, and The Passion of the Christ, North Americans can get a
taste of what Europe has been in love with for years.
In 2004, she can add The Brothers Grimm and She Hate Me (a Spike Lee Joint) to her resume.
natural beauty
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96
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Monica Bellucci
started off as a model for fashion houses like D&G after moving to Milan, but then the acting bug bit her.
Monica is, in our humble opinion, beauty exemplified, and without a doubt one of the most beautiful women in the world.
And her top spot in AskMen.com's 99 Most Desirable Women in the World (2002) is further proof of that. She leaves us speechless, and only seeing Pamela Anderson turn into a nun could do that.
personal style
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90
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Her
classic good looks are matched by an equally sophisticated and refined fashion sense. Being a European woman, Monica Bellucci
knows how a real woman should dress, and always steps out in elegant gowns and haute couture suits. You wouldn't catch her
in a Juicy sweatsuit or ripped jeans, even if she were just lounging around at home.